My favorite part about going to sleep are those few moments when, right before drifting off, I come up with some (assumably outlandish) idea that I am convinced will change the world in one way or another. The problem? I’m always just so tired… And all the pens and paper are always just so… Far.
Someday I am going to record one of these (allegedly) brilliant ideas - and when I wake up I am either going to be thoroughly impressed with myself or laugh (hard).
Let me be the first to place my money on it being the latter of the two.

